Hello. Dis is da mules. We hav taken ovr the farm. Dis is our demands:
- Betr food. Tired of hay, grass, grain. Want pizza.
- Movie nite. Spike wants to see War Horse.
- Spekng of horses…Donny want visits with cute horse next dor.
- Tel dog to stop sniffin our backsides.
- No mor driving to hunt in mountains. Want to fly. First class.
- Keep crazy woman out of saddles. We try to git her off but she keeps tryin.
That all for now. Have woman stuck in stall. May let her out when pizza comes.