I used to dream of getting something from Tiffany & Co.
A little blue box with a little white bow.
A little something silver and sparkly.
Then I became a Country Boy’s wife.
And an animal owner.
Now, I dream of getting this:
At $99.95, it’s probably cheaper than anything that’d come in a little blue box with a little white bow.
Much more practical, too.
Of course, if I want to be REALLY practical, than this is what I need:
And, if you squint just so, that blue bucket with a white handle could be mistaken for a Tiffany & Co. box…I think…
If you don’t mind, I’m going to keep sitting here squinting for a bit just to see.